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Joke of the Day

"I got kicked out of the casino in Las Vegas. I didn't cheat. I just misunderstood what the craps table was for."

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Cold and bitter"

"I Asked My Wife If I Could Give Her a Chechnyan Yacht Its where I peel back her undies and stay insider her all day."

"67% of Canadians say that their favourite colour is flannel"

"Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?"

"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb? Juan"

"My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven."

"What do you call silly pasta? A noodlehead.."

"""I'd like a nice stiff entendre please."" - Want me to make it a double? ""I'll just take it as it comes."""

"I actually don't really hate anybody at all except for Oprah,David spade, Kevin James, the mom from the Berenstain Bears, Sheryl Crow, Kevin"