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Joke of the Day

"I got kicked out of the casino in Las Vegas. I didn't cheat. I just misunderstood what the craps table was for."

"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"

"Imagine how confusing it would be if Ms. Pac-Man didn't like hair bows."

"Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms? A: He said they came in handy."

"If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine"

"What's the most dangerous animal in the world? A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun."

"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."

"I always get burnt during summer time. I would go under trees but they're a little shady."

"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."

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