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Joke of the Day
"Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?"
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"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"
"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."
"A children's museum SOUNDS like a good idea... ...but I would imagine it's hard to breathe inside those little glass cases."
"Saw this a while back There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those who do not."
"I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because I'm not even married."
"Ay girl, your ass must be sitting on F5... Cause that ass is refreshing"
"On a scale from one to ten, she's a ten... On the pH scale, CUZ SHE BASIC!"
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? It isn't hard"
"Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler... It got so bad that he went baroque. Sorry..."