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Joke of the Day

"Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?"

"Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo."

"What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador."

"Neither candidate addressed the fact that we have a Hulk"

"What did Goku want to be when he was growing up? a SAIYANtist!"

"Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably."

"They say a woman's work is never done that's probably why they get paid less"

"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."

"Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I'll take lookout."

"What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics? Gopher gold."