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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus? Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human."

"Why does it suck to be a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a ""hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"""

"What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum."

"Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz I can't come."

"I can't wait to die.. and see what religion was correct"

"Do you know the one step to avoiding Clickbait? Obviously not"

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift."

"Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you."

"ME: I can understand why, it's so silky and luxurious. THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan. ME: Oh. I thought you said ""satin."""