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Joke of the Day
"Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus? Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human."
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"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"
"Hillary Clinton is... hilarious."
"When I was 9, I was touched by an Angel. Angel Martinez, currently serving 16 years."
"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."
"Why is Wendy never pregnant? Because Peter's sperm Neverlands."
"Overall productive day.. *Ordered Batman boxer briefs & matching knee socks *Called my mom *Bought an Xbox game, & a goat, on Craigslist"
"Her: what's your favorite thing about our date tonight? Me: that it's almost over"
"What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician? log log log log log log log log log..."
"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"