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Joke of the Day
"When I was 9, I was touched by an Angel. Angel Martinez, currently serving 16 years."
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"I wish I could commute by roller coaster."
"I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet."
"imagine a stadium full of Furbies all talking at once"
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"3 nuns, and a nude guy... A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out."
"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"
"I'm not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I'm looking for the one that finds it boring."