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Joke of the Day

"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"

"Does a farmer eat female sheep? Ewe, no."

"What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends..."

"how do you reference your local humane society on twitter? ""##"""

"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""

"12 Polacks were about to rape a German girl. She started yelling ""Nein, nein, nein!"" so 3 of them left."

"I BRAKE FOR PERPETUAL GODDAMN CONSTRUCTION ON I-16."

"What do you call it when a doctor gives up halfway through an abortion? A portion."

"Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down"