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Joke of the Day

"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"

"Told my kids to get rid of toys they don't play with, so if you hear a commotion it's just them desperately playing with every toy they own."

"I am in NO condition to drive. (I'm a woman.)"

"I'm worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post."

"Feminists hate me. Probabily because I am wearing my wife beater."

"I recently opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof"

"Dictators make great rulers... if you make a bunch of one centimeter marks on them while they're asleep."

"People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses."

"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"

"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."