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Joke of the Day
"Why are outdoor workers so in fit? Cause they work out."
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"Mother: I raised you both as a mother and a father. Son: Go fuck your self."
"Used lettuce for my burger bun tonight. I've never been more prepared to become your most hated Facebook friend."
"What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common? They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing."
"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"
"I never know the proper handshake to give a black guy wearing a suit."
"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"
"What do you tell a slow tomato? ...what? Ketchup"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... Jk, rowling."
"What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery? A transplant"