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Joke of the Day

"What did the McDonald's addict suddenly realize? ...I'm lovin' shit"

"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."

"What did the one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there? I'm shore you did, beach."

"Locked myself out of my office 3 times today if anyone's looking for a responsible adult"

"Apple is going to release the first smart vacuum cleaner this year The first Apple product that doesn't suck (not hating on apple or anything but i got this joke somewhere)"

"What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog? They both got a wet nose."

"Where does light go to jail? prism"

"What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese? mozzarella-ella-ella"

"Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender."

"My wife's favorite position was cat style. She'd sit 3 feet away from me. No matter how many times I called her, she wouldn't come near me"