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Joke of the Day

"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but I hear the reception was excellent."

"What do you call a? What do you call a convict walking down some stairs? Con-descending"

"How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself."

"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."

"Do you know what the arch enemies of skinheads are? Blackheads."

"The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!"

"Did blacks invent rape? Or did they steal that too?"

"I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality."

"When I was 15, the headmaster called me into his office and informed me that he had decided to make me Head Boy.I was really chuffed for about 10 seconds, then he started to unzip his trousers"