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Joke of the Day

"Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill"

"I'm currently writing a musical about diggers trapped in a mine. I think it's gonna be in the key of A-flat minor."

"Whorehouse party My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came."

"I honestly have no idea how I stopped petting the first dog I ever pet."

"How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players? When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"

"I made a short joke today... It wasn't very funny."

"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."

"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."

"Two office workers are chatting by the water cooler ""I has a nice quiet dinner with the wife last night"" one says. ""Oh yeah?"" The other responds. ""Yeah, except for the celery."""

"""Another mans thrash is another mans treasure"" Apparently this is not a good way for saying you are adopted to your kid"