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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken."

"I've just broke up with my girlfriend. ""It's not you,"" I said. ""It's me: I hate you."""

"Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die."

"UCLA opened a new campus coffee shop It's called ""Brewins"""

"""Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about diseases. Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word cancer'?"" ""I can, Sir!"""

"Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however... And it hertz"

"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a sedan."

"Doctor told me I'm getting overweight Crap I thought eating disorder was bad enough!"

"What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common? They've both got a little Captain in them."

"My brother and I both like our women like our coffee... He likes them hot and black. I like them cold and bitter."