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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken."

"I too went to the reddit restaurant... I had to ask other customers for sauce for any of the dishes."

"What does the sun skate on? Solarblades"

"What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef? Atoll."

"I've always said that life is a lot like doing laundry There's a lot less bleeding if you separate the colors from the whites."

"I used to be addicted to soap... I'm clean now."

"How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb? The lightbulb works fine..."

"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"

"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."

"If i would gift every redditor reddit gold how much will it cost me ? A small loan of a million dollars."