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Joke of the Day
"A joke about elevators It was funny on so many levels"
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"I just feel like you shouldn't be using a selfie stick unless you're a T-Rex."
"If I want to bang an Eskimo... Alaska"
"What's the difference between a kitten and your wife? You actually want to cuddle a kitten after you fuck it."
"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"
"Bros were dying to know the song I had playing on the gym speakers, said it activated beast mode for them. It was ""Tracy chapman - fast car"""
"Like Bjork always says, ""When life gives you lemons, giggle in childish wonder as they confide in you their citrusy secrets."""
"at the gym...what machine can i use to impress a lady??..gym instructor:try d atm machine by the road.."
"Why do elephants hate flying? The seats are too small."
"What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or ""That'll do pig, that'll do."" I have heard it both ways."