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Joke of the Day
"The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
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"Dilemma: Your daughter brings home a guy with an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt on but your garden is already completely full of corpses."
"The ultimate aphrodisiac? Rohypnol ""An aphrodisiac is a substance that increases sexual desire"" Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Use a lubricant"
"My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake"
"Whats a ducks favourite drug? Quack cocaine"
"What ""bus"" crossed the ocean? Columbus."
"Hello. I'm the guy who sleepeats thousands of spiders every year and screws up the average for everyone. Sorry for scaring you."
"What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank? A polterheist."
"How do you fit 4 gay men on one bar stool? Turn it upside down."