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Joke of the Day
"What ""bus"" crossed the ocean? Columbus."
Next Joke
"I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house."
"What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter ""D"" !"
"I've always had trouble with school, but at least I could always make my friends laugh. I'm 25% funny and 85% bad at math."
"Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend."
"Anybody else miss a time when if you REALLY wanted to show a pop idol you loved them, you assassinated them? (ATTN Bieber fans)"
"What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo."
"What is easier done than said?"
"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? *6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? *6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad?"