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Joke of the Day
"It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey? Russia"
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"I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS"
"Excuse me, miss. I'm sure you hear this everyday but... ... do you know where the nearest McDonald's is?"
"""If I write something completely creepy under a girl's Facebook photo, maybe it WON'T be creepy if I end it with 'lol.'"" -guy logic"
"I have a Victoria's Secret model's body!! (in my basement)"
"[kids party] ""This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"" Dad no ""That's.."" Please no dad ""..Inflation for you"" *kids start crying*"
"Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet."
"If I'm ever dangling off a cliff and your hands are full of mikes hard lemonades you better give me one so i can be refreshed on my way down"
"I dated a schizophrenic once... ...but I had to break it off because he kept seeing other people."
"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."