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Joke of the Day
"What is feared by jailbirds and splits light into different colors? Prism rape."
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"How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear."
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"The worst thing you can do to a woman is to not let her see the picture you just took of her."
"I wake up every day in a house built by slaves -Melania Trump, 2020"
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"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."