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Joke of the Day

"[presentation] GUY WITH A COMBOVER NAMED IAN: So that's our plan for the next year. Any questions? ME: Why did you call your combover Ian?"

"Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing."

"Cat: Meow Me: Hi Cat: Meoww *picks up cat* Cat: Meowww *puts cat down* Cat: Meowwww *feeds cat* Cat: Meowwwww Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Why are ET's eyes so big? He got the phone bill"

"me: *kicks a stone* mountain: my baby"

"How do you measure a snake? In inches. Snakes don't have any feet."

"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""

"What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor? A dog with pawlitical experience."

"Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"""Bro! You remembered our bronniversary! How bromantic."" -Bromosexuals"