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Joke of the Day
"What's the one thing Spider-man can't eat? Uncle bens rice"
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"A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer. The opponent laughed and said, ""How about becoming one himself?"""
"Punctuality is important. It's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and arriving late to find he's already done it."
"Why did Hitler REALLY kill himself? He got his gas bill"
"Tampons What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up cunts."
"My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'... ... I told him 'You're one letter off.'"
"What do you calls a life insurance agent ripe with flesh eating bacteria? A lepper-con"
"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time For shits and giggles."
"How do deaf people meet online? Simple, they just ask ""ASL?"""
"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""