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Joke of the Day

"I think my new idea for DIY orthodontics is going to take the world by storm. brace yourself"

"My bike is getting old. I had to retire it."

"TIL They Discovered a Gay Dinosaur It was a Megasoreass"

"Long visits to nature linked to improved mental health, study finds. According to new research by Australian and UK environmental scientists. Who obviously didn't poll women on Tinder."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised as youth. Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off."

"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm soberphobic."

"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."

"What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian."

"Why did Bill Cosby go to the gynecologist? He heard they carried rape kits."

"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee."