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Joke of the Day

"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm soberphobic."

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man So I can get a better girlfriend"

"180 degree Celsius = pi radian Celsius"

"I do resistance training every day It's called refusing to go to the gym"

"What's the worst part about working in a glory hole? You only get paid in tips."

"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"

"What do you call a rooster from China? Caucasian"

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule."

"Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings."

"I sent 117 texts and called you 82 times but you must be busy so I came over to tell you the restraining order expired and I still love you!"