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Joke of the Day
"In capitalist America! Bank robs you!!"
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"Want a rabbit joke? Hare you go."
"Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label WARNING: CONTAINS MERCURY ""No thanks, I'll eat something else."""
"Protip: If you're bad at geography and someone asks about an obscure country just say ""isn't that where the oiled up Olympics guy is from?"""
"I'm a lot like an iPhone 4. Girls always leave me in bars and my face is busted"
"Don't have phone sex Because you'll get hearing aids"
"What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator."
"I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it So The Fine Brothers sued me"
"NERD JOKE: What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house? Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference."
"Why do hurricanes always have female names? At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house."