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Joke of the Day
"I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it So The Fine Brothers sued me"
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"Some people might as well post ""Wants Attention"" as their Facebook status"
"An e-mail confirming you've unsubscribed from a mailing list is a fun way of saying you're not having the last word in THIS argument, pal."
"Broken pencils... ...are pointless."
"""Alexander's not so Great"" - younger brother, Steve the Ok"
"What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup? You can roast beef."
"If there is no complaining after a glass utensil is broken in your home... You can bet your ass it was broken by your mom."
"A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!"
"*Buys a bunch of wooden letters* Cashier: Feeling crafty? Me: Nope, just trying to make a name for myself."
"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."