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Joke of the Day
"Don't have phone sex Because you'll get hearing aids"
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"My penis was once in the Guinness book of world records But then the librarian told me to take it out"
"Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees? Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!"
"Good Will Hunting (2018): Dystopian movie about a near future in which everyone with an ounce of good will is mercilessly hunted and killed."
"Jessica fell out of a tree and broke both her arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Jessica"
"""I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me"" Michelangelo thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel ""that would be hella rad"""
"There once was a man named Dave... He kept a dead whore in a cave, she was missing a tit and she smelled like shit, but look at the money he saved!"
"If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me :("
"Why did the scientist regret naming the organism ""Fungus""? Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy."
"Me: .... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: have the shrooms kicked-in yet? Me: .."