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Joke of the Day

"Why do hurricanes always have female names? At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house."

"People who have quit Reddit, how is life like now?"

"Just watched 7 hours of the Inside of my Eyelids Channel. Lotta black shows."

"I laughed a lot harder than I should have Man: do you know why fat people are so comfortable? Lady: why? Man : because they eat so much comfort food"

"So I was wondering whether any of my friends could possibly teach me quidditch... ...and then I thought, ""wait a minute, I know one. Oliver would""."

"Thanks for saying 'on your mobile' in your bio, for a moment I thought you might be tweeting like me, from a calculator in the psych ward"

"When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers."

"Did you hear they discovered a carnivorous tree in the Amazon? Don't worry its bark is worse than its bite."

"What do mysoginy and racism have in common? Black women."

"When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born."