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Joke of the Day

"Why do hurricanes always have female names? At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house."

"What's got 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog."

"Don't mess around with asexuals They don't fuck around."

"I avoid making friends by being honest with people"

"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"

"What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle? Wok it off! Wok it off!"

"A girl just broke up with her friend The guy deserved it. He loved her more than anything, but still he treated her really badly. He really was a dick' to her. (addicted to her)"

"Imagine how quickly Breitbart would believe in climate science if they could use it to stop black people from voting."

"Did you hear? There was an active shooter at the observatory! He was shooting for the stars!"

"Whats green and fuzzy, but if it falls out of a tree, will kill you? A pool table."