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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"

"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"

"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."

"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."

"Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? ""Aloha Ackbar"" doesn't go over well at the airport"

"What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? # # # # # In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!"

"I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?"

"A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk He's all over the front pages."

"I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock to wear on her wiener for the holiday season."

"[breakup talk] H: Gimme one last chance! M: How can I trust you again? H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!"