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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? They can't elope."
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"What do you call someone who likes speed? Racist."
"What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master? Obi Juan Shinobi"
"Relationship status: outside my wife's window, holding John Cusack over my head."
"Q: What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? A: My pop is bigger than your pop."
"He said I reminded him of the girl from The Ring. We laughed and laughed, and then I put an axe in his back and ate his soul."
"wife: Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?! me [stops jumping]: You would have said no"
"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"
"What do ghosts get arrested for? Possession."
"A masochist asks a sadist ""Please hurt me."" ""No,"" replies the sadist."