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Joke of the Day
"Why are mushrooms small? Because there isn't mush-room."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !"
"Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America."
"What are filipinos horror stories? Crispy Pata"
"Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because they are both surrounded by nuts."
"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."
"There are two kinds of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"When bae starts to age... She turns beige."
"What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer."
"What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? Pants."