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Joke of the Day

"My parents once made me smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting. To teach me about brand loyalty."

"Just saw a French footballer playing Nintendo Think it was Thierry on Wii"

"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."

"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."

"Joke of the Day A baby seal walks into a club."

"They say 1 glass of wine a day is good for your heart. But what about 7 glasses of wine once a week? I'll let you know how that works out."

"So, there was an earthquake in Georgia. Guess your mom had a good Valentine's Day."

"Don't hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook."

"i dont see why i should have to brush my teeth. you dont brush the rest of your bones, do you? its ridiculous."

"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."