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Joke of the Day
"I have tits. You will believe my lies."
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"I'm going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink."
"Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human."
"What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch."
"Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero, they will just beat the room for being black."
"What's the difference between the 3 Stooges and my penis? Girls don't laugh at the 3 Stooges"
"How do you add up a mountain? You summit."
"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."
"Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs"