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Joke of the Day
"Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs"
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"Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true"
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"What do you call a midget king? ""Your shortness."""
"There's a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything. We call her Tracey."
"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""
"Why do Republicans use rulers? They want everything to be straight."
"Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke? Cause he just got it!"
"What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? ""Hey what's eating you?"""
"If you're not part of the solution... You're part of the precipitate."