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Joke of the Day
"If old people are so wise... How come they always die before everyone else?"
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"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR!"
"Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes teacher-one two three four five six seven eight nine ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack Queen King."
"Work meeting Boss: it's come to my attention that someone has been eating out of the trash! Everyone, including his pet raccoon looks at me"
"What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick. I'll see myself out."
"What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !"
"Donald Trump has done so much good for American education. Now instead of citing my sources on an English paper, I can just write down, ""I know it, you know it, everybody knows it."""
"(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt...."
"Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus -Merry Xmas"
"As I was driving home I saw a black man carrying a TV down the street... Nervously, I had to wonder if it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes"