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Joke of the Day
"What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick. I'll see myself out."
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"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."
"My phone wanted to auto correct, ""mos def"" to ""most definitely."" I swear, my phone has absolutely zero swag."
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"Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say. Thanks."
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"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"
"Daddy daddy can I have another glass of water please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes but the baby's bedroom is still on fire."