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Joke of the Day

"Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2. Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do."

"I think I might be dying But I really like the color of my hair right now."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted."

"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas... ...it's not her main present - just a stocking filler!"

"What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch."

"What does the sign say on an out-of-business brothel? Beat it, we're closed."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt"

"Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had"

"Do you want to know where the best place to buy drugs is? High Street of course!"

"What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts"