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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Tell me how many women you fucked during your 5 year trip. Husband: None! Wife: For every one that you tell me I'll give you a hundred dollars Husband: I don't need your 36000 dollars!"

"What do you call conjoined dolphins Dual porpoise"

"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"

"I wish people who take selfies or make amateur porn would clean up their room first."

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear."

"Anyone want to know my secret to quit procrastination? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"What do you call a stoner that is masturbating? A highjacker."

"I'm a lot like Jesus because I like wine and I tell people what to do."

"A man walks into a bar. Ouch"

"What's the most commonly misspelt blood group? Type-O"