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Joke of the Day
"An atom loses an electron, another atom asks 'You sure?' I'm positive."
Next Joke
"Two fish were in a tank... ...one turns to another and says ""any idea how to drive this thing?"""
"What is the greatest sport in the history of the Olympics? Discus(s). [I think this works better verbally...]"
"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."
"The nice thing of living in a small village is that when you don't know what you're doing someone else does."
"What's the difference between Black man, and Batman? Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin."
"Best blonde jokes?"
"Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber."
"Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T-shirts and jeans"
"It's oddly fitting that most Americans celebrate Presidents' Day by taking the day off and not doing the job they were hired to do."