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Joke of the Day
"What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!"
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"Did you hear about the terrorist attack in France last night? The police say the guy was not motivated, but other than that, all they know is that he wasn't very Nice"
"""Scolding a cat after it does something wrong has been proven ineffective"" - cats"
"Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store? Because baggers can't be choosers,"
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"I make a mean sandwich. The key is to use racist cheese."
"A frog goes into a bank... Only to *robbit*."
"What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don't do dick."
"I was raised by my father.. He was schizophrenic, but he was good people."
"Cop joke A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."