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Joke of the Day

"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."

"Why do men float? 'Cause they're all scum."

"It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot."

"I want a job cleaning mirrors.... It's just something I could really see myself doing."

"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""

"So there's a three-legged dog who walks into a saloon He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and tells the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot mah paw"""

"Two rules for success 1. Never reveal everything you know"

"I'm a hard-core Greenbay Packers fan, and every time they score. I do the Lambeau leap into my staircase."

"What is E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."

"I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y"