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Joke of the Day

"I'm thankful for the Buffalo Soldiers who fought tirelessly for our chicken wings."

"Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce."

"I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack."

"CNN is running a spot called ""Why Tsumanis are Dangerous"". They should follow it with a spot on ""Why Journalism Is Dead""."

"If Trump becomes president... It would be the first instance of a white billionaire kicking a black family out of public housing."

"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"

"What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him? URINE. I'll let myself out."

"The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer."

"Why can't java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse."

"Why is rust on a car orange? Because its true car-rot"