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Joke of the Day
"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."
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"All cicadas must be female because they never shut the fuck up."
"What do you get when Italians join ISIS? Baked Yazidi"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 did 9/11"
"Farts are like children. The only ones that I like are my own."
"God created the light... Then he called it a day."
"What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic girl that developed bulimia? She ate a big meal then went to the bathroom and stuck her thumb up her ass."
"I don't get why people are upset with Beyonce supporting the black panthers during the Super Bowl... The losing team was already FULL of black panthers"
"I consider Words with Friends a work-related activity because it helps me take my mind off being stuck in this shithole."