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Joke of the Day

"How many Tourette's suffers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ass fucking cunt bitch just one cocksucker whore"

"""Mrs. Arnold Palmer, what do you do for good luck before your husband plays a tournament?"" ""Well, I kiss his balls for good luck."" ""That must make his putter flutter."""

"You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells"

"""you should be more serious, sir. this is arson."" ""no this is MY son!"" *tousles his hair* ""ha ha ha. so how many houses did the rascal burn"""

"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door? Matt. ...floating in your pool? Bob. ...hanging on your wall? Art. ... water skiing? Skipper."

"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."

"What do call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA"

"Can you guess what the hardest part about being a pedophile is? Fitting in..."

"Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic? He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere."