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Joke of the Day
"What do call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA"
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"I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how's your day going?"
"For those of you concerned about my upcoming birthday and struggling for ideas as to what to get me this year, I have registered for gifts at the liquor store..."
"Looking at cows in a field, how can you tell which one's on holiday? It's the one with the wee calf. (Think Scottish)"
"Two fish were in a tank One of them turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""
"What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms"
"What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday? Forget about it."
"I just found out that people can still read words when they're in parentheses and holy shit do I have a bunch of apologies to write."
"My grandfather died at Auschwitz He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower"
"What's a bridges favourite genre of film? Suspense tion"