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Joke of the Day
"What do call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA"
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"I was curious just how big this Trump dick is, after hearing all the news from last nights debate, so I googled it. From the pictures I would say he's about six feet, maybe a little taller."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."
"""R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to pee"" - Urethra Franklin"
"WIFE: what's the name of that girl you work with? ME: which girl? WIFE: the pretty one ME: I feel like this is a trap"
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."
"If Bob Marley is from Jamaica, then why does he have a song about being German and how he wants to be German with you?"
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."
"Cilla Black arrived at the pearly gates She was greeted by Saint Peter who asked ""who are you and were do you come from"""
"Q: What bone will a dog never eat? A: A trombone."