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Joke of the Day
"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."
Next Joke
"Don't say ""lets get weird"" on our date then get freaked out I'm dressed in Forever 21 and holding your cousin hostage."
"""We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name"" Shamcrap?! ""Awful"" Shampoop?! ""Get out!"" Shampoo? ""Genius!"""
"No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent."
"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"
"What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous Anonymous"
"My joke will make you absolute value of zero lol"
"My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people. (Credit goes to a person on either America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent, can't remember which)"
"I'm tired of writing ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone"
"A man proposes. A man goes down on his knees and proposes to her: *Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World* Looking bewildered she replied: **You want Both !!!??**"