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Joke of the Day
"What is One Direction's favorite place to eat? Five Guys"
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"who's there * Knock knock * *who's there* * Dwayne * *Dwayne who?* * Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!"
"What do you call a deer without eyes? No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent."
"So I'm talkin' to a giant squid monster and I sez to him ""What's kraken?"" (badum chh)"
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"i jacked off into the toilet and tried to flush but the cum seems to always stay afloat..... well,what do you know...... I got great swimmers!!!"
"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz"