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Joke of the Day

"A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers."

"My grandpa died in the holocaust... He fell off the guard tower."

"I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$ I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$"

"WANTED: Good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. Can't be fast."

"Why do we never see ""Side effects may include spontaneous happiness, explosive giggling, uncontrollable hugging, and diarrhea""?"

"I had a weird dream last night that I was eating huge marshmallows! I woke up this morning wanting smore!"

"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."

"An Old woman is having breakfast with elderly husband when she says LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX"" he replies ""PICK ONE,I CAN'T DO BOTH"""

"The Discovery Channel is filming a new series about my ex-wife. It is called Deadliest Snatch"

"What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art, and Judo is what they make bagels from."