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Joke of the Day

"A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers."

"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What do you call a crocodile with no eyes? A crocodle. What do you call an Indian with no eyes? A blind man you fucking idiot."

"A man is hospitalized after a serious accident Following his surgery, he says, ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor says, ""I know. I amputated your arms."""

"Two men walk into a BAR... The third one ducked!"

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of toast to the ceiling."

"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'."

"Damn shame some of ya'll will get on twitter to say Goodmorning before even brushing your teeth. #mustymouthtweet"

"What's the definition of 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."

"I don't want to sound ignorant, but if I can't understand something, then it's stupid and I hate it."