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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!"
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"If Natalie Portman dated Jacques Cousteau they would win celebrity couple nicknaming forever with ""Portmanteau."""
"B: If you have a sore throat... B: ...I can lend you my throat medicine. G: Throat medicine, huh? B: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK G: Uh huh B: IT'S CEPACOL G: Weird name to call your dick."
"What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"
"Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian? He worships a moss cow"
"My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though"
"The waiter hands me a bowl of alphabet soup ""Compliments of the chef"" The soup reads ""you're beautiful"""
"Although many forms of punctuation are thought to be antiquated, I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation. I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation."
"Why does the Necromancer hate doing stand-up comedy? He always has a dead audience"
"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"