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Joke of the Day

"The waiter hands me a bowl of alphabet soup ""Compliments of the chef"" The soup reads ""you're beautiful"""

"Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they"

"I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate."

"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"

"INTERVIEWER to job applicant: ""Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"""

"Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing"

"somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman"

"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."

"This will make you feel old: Die Hard came out 67 years ago today."

"Why do Nazis hate Canadian summers? They're mostly Julys."