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Joke of the Day

"B: If you have a sore throat... B: ...I can lend you my throat medicine. G: Throat medicine, huh? B: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK G: Uh huh B: IT'S CEPACOL G: Weird name to call your dick."

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"Guess who doesn't want to hear your kid sing? Everyone. The answer is everyone, so stop it."
"My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: ""Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"""
"TIFU by hiring a hooker for the wife experience She took all my money and went shoe shopping."
"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."
"Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !"
"What happens when Jack in the box is not centered properly He becomes Jack off in the box."
"Siri, where did I go wrong? Siri: How long you got?"
"Me: ""Dad, I wanna to go to a 50 cent concert!"" Dad: ""Well here's a dollar, take your sister too."""
"Yo mamas pussy is so nasty... they make you eat it on Fear Factor."