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Joke of the Day

"B: If you have a sore throat... B: ...I can lend you my throat medicine. G: Throat medicine, huh? B: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK G: Uh huh B: IT'S CEPACOL G: Weird name to call your dick."

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"Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!"
"yo momma so ugly her vibrator needs viagra"
"I clicked on an ad for horny single women in my area and got a virus... It was chlamydia."
"Took me forever to find this chronology book. It's about time."
"I wonder how many kids with dyslexic parents are getting gifts from Satan tomorrow? ZING!"
"I can actually decide what is inspirational on my own. But thanks for the warning"
"To Do List While in Jail 1. Ask someone for an Eskimo kiss and when they shake their head no say,""Hey why'd you start without me?"" 2. 3."
"How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"The movie 'Up' is utter bullshit. I tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die."