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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"
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"Me: There is a small tree on fire. 911: Could you describe it? Me:Picture shrubbery...now picture it engulfed in flames."
"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"
"How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAHH!"
"What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder!"
"Me:""If you ever give me another gift with 'some assembly required', you're dead to us."" 6:*writing thank you card* But, um.. Me: Write it!"
"I was sucking off my new Thai bride, last night When I thought.. ""Hang on a fuckin' minute"""
"What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul."
"So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone."