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Joke of the Day

"So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone."

"I tried to grab some fog on the way to work But I mist."

"I've been sending naked pictures of myself to the TSA. I'm not traveling anywhere, but as an American, I want to be helpful."

"A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says ""How did you do that?"""

"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."

"A pirate walks into a bar... ...With a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, ""Is that a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate says ""Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"""

"The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite."

"What does the sign say on an out-of-business brothel? Beat it, we're closed."

"Why did the german die from his injuries Because when his friend asked if there is a number to call incase of emergencies like this, he replied ""999""."

"""Clue"" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up."