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Joke of the Day
"So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone."
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"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro Cinco"
"Why don't rabbits make any noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."
"What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit suicide."
"[offensive] Why didn't Hitler become an artist? Because he hated mixing colors..."
"Thought it would be romantic to serenade this girl with some Elvis. I swear that's the last time I sing ""You ain't nothin but a hound dog"""
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? Rip-off."
"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."