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Joke of the Day
"What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder!"
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"Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?"
"Boobs are like Christmas trees... ...it doesn't matter if they are real or fake, as long as they look good."
"I laughed too hard at this. What has a bottom at the top? A leg"
"After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now."
"Potty humor... Have you ever taken a shit that smelled so bad, you had to re-evaluate your lifestyle? I either need to become a vegetarian, or do a colon cleanse with holy water."
"What would Hitler have said to the Jews if he were a Keynesian economist? ""In the short run, _you're_ all dead!"""
"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me."
"You should never kiss someone on Jan 1... It is only the first date."
"I love this time of year, when the temperature changes from believing in global warming to not believing in global warming."