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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"
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"There was an inflation joke on reddit once It blew up"
"Why not use a see-through, clear plastic hang glider just to freak everyone out?"
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"
"America is still a British colony In England we speak English In France we speak French In Germany we speak German In China we speak Chinese In America we speak English *drops mic and leaves*"
"Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day? There's a nap for that!"
"Have you heard about the guy who posted about a mod's cousin? Once removed."
"Hello 911? Yeah, my wife accidentally fell off a cruise ship 3 months ago"
"It's so insulting when people think they need to explain simple things to me. I mean like, don't consume I'm dumb n shit, you know?"
"Hillary Clinton and Donald trump both are in the same car, who should be the driver? The police"